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ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


I SAW A SPIDER -


TAGS: the shivers
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:05 pm
One of my favs of yours RL...5L
Reality Lord - October 28, 2012, 3:15 pm

thank you mr bone...i am not alone in my girly phobias
BoneCD - October 28, 2012, 8:11 am
Yep, big ol bad a** Bone would have done the same thing...5L
Sho - October 6, 2012, 6:22 pm
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 1:36 pm
There is an "n" in my name, It also starts with a capital. AND, it's not common knowledge...Susan. :)
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:58 pm

sho if it's rampant criticism that drives you...get married.LOL
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:57 pm

actually rya....now sit down before you finish reading this...you may d*** good posters. i'm sorry that you actually hid behind a facade of cynicism for so many year ....lol. :)
Sho - October 6, 2012, 12:28 pm
It's people like you that pushes me to do better
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 11:52 am
don't thank me, I'm just doing what I do best....criticizing others to hide my shame for being a bad poster creator.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:57 am

dang ...oh well...corrected over at theshivers.net ...thnx Moooo+
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:52 am

....d'oh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 10:46 am
"I got of some toilet paper" forgot to proof read this on eh? 5 Lyons.


WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Giving losers the chance to interact with their fellow failures.


TAGS: kung fu devil
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Lolsucker - October 5, 2009, 5:16 pm
Yeah, WOW sucks, just losers play it
Surri-Sama - July 31, 2009, 12:05 pm
Yeah because people who make posters blindly bashing EVERYONE who plays a game must be really cool ^_^
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:12 pm
Win!
Kung-Fu Devil - September 22, 2008, 10:48 am
Thank you kind sir.
Shtoink - September 22, 2008, 2:09 am
you are a ***k, but a ***k with a valid point


REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems


TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Sillymike

ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


PADME - If Lord Vader had his way


TAGS: star wars darth vader movie funny
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by american1459

Screamindaemon - August 21, 2009, 2:06 pm
Well...if Vader had his way he wouldn't be all machine at all... but it's still a funny pic.


EBONY AND IVORY - Live Together in Perfect Harmony


TAGS: ebony ivory dog dogs
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:18 pm
Great pic and a good song. 5/5


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


HARRY POTTER -


TAGS: harry potter movie ginger
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
and trust me, I've learned very quickly...I rather have 2L poster that has 16 comments than a 5L poster with none. Feedback is the key to improvement.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
Haha, I'm a very easy going person...I've had a lot worse happen to me that hasn't bent me out of shape lol. This site is like therapy for me lol...
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:51 pm
donk, some of the best posters on this website have a 2.9 or lower rating. it's just the way it is. so don't get bent out of shape over it.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
and lol cranky ty...I love your posters and I have seen some of your great posters get some injust scores so I can understand.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:46 pm
I only rate 5L 4L or 1L, anything in between I rather just give some positive advice and help them get better.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
Why thank you monkey that means a lot from you. I just hate when ppl hate on posters for no reason. I always try and be as fair as possible when rating. I'd rather make a comment that gives constructive criticism than give someone a 2L.
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
donk, it was probably some ginger kid who really likes harry potter. i wouldn't worry about it.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
don't worry about scores. the comments hold the key. Its a good poster, and you have been doing well
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
I seem to attract a lot of haters.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:35 pm
Awe, someone voted this a 3...go f yourself jealous =D
Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:53 pm

dear donk....ahahahahahahaahah...again.
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 7:04 am
Well played Donk, well played.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 7:55 pm
I apologize in advance to any of my red-headed brethren out there. It's all in good humor =D


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




HAPPY VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Nissta - December 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
And does anyone hear Black Sabbaths Warpigs in the back ground!!
Terri - November 16, 2011, 11:31 am
Amen to that
crankyhead - November 11, 2011, 6:52 pm
you 5peak the truth. =)
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:47 pm
well said !


LABYRINTH -


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly h**, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' h**!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge ***bs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
I love this movie


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by rerun

tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


Evil Brilliance -


TAGS: evil brilliance
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:35 pm
For extra points, do it the night of a thunderstorm.


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by randomhero93

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?


SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!


TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nancym911

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


FOUND NEVERMORE -


TAGS: internet error404 depraven
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

FatherTyme - November 21, 2012, 8:38 pm
5 mouse clicks for my friend. Nice spin on a timeless classic... RL the question begs, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 8:30 am
RL hits the jackpot on this one 5L
TheOne - November 15, 2012, 9:41 pm
You broke my funny bone. 6L.
MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 5:44 pm
I hate when that happens! It's the shi...hold up..I mean on some sites I use.....clean ones.....how to use your new swiffer...no p***...bad p***....anyhow 5L my friend.
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:26 pm
I'm 5ing and faving this.
spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:05 am
This is hilarious RL!
Greeny - November 6, 2012, 5:18 am
Classic!
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:05 pm
Killer one RL.Love it!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2012, 9:24 pm

i can't help reading this in the voice of james earl jones...the simpsons episode i think.


HONOR GUARD -


TAGS: eagle guarding military graves
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 6:45 pm

Thanks!~
Airman - February 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
i used this same pic a few months ago.. you did a much better job than I did.. 5L
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

;)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:38 pm
Thanks, again.
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 11:00 am

I thought so, too. Thanks!~
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 7:45 am
Very Moving Picture 5L.


HELPING EACH OTHER OUT - any way we can


TAGS: david thorne rules
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

joshuas193 - February 22, 2013, 4:40 am
This is one of the funniest things ever!! My sides hurt from laughing.
Zreiser - February 17, 2011, 1:44 am
Normally, I skip past extra long posters, but this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! This is sooo great, I actually read it to several people.
CoolioIndeed - February 16, 2011, 8:59 pm
Airman, you put too much WIN in this poster, for my sides have split open. 5 Kitty's
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 5:56 pm
ROFLMFAO This is the best!
TheOne - February 16, 2011, 4:16 pm
LoF*ckingL!
Zook - August 31, 2010, 5:14 pm
this poster is just epic
Raf82 - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
ROFL LMAO Funniest poster ever!
Dangle - August 12, 2010, 9:15 am
BWAHAHAHA 5 lost kitties!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:51 am
AAlso....CCarots AAre GGood for DDigestion
Sean - August 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Welcome to the interwebbernet, RRDD, where your newly overcome ignorance becomes the measure of all things.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Oh RRay.. tthat is wwhy it ssays David Thorne in tthe ttags.. we all know who he is.
RRaymonDD - August 11, 2010, 4:41 am
For the people that think this was funny, David Thorne, the author of this joke has many more over here: http://27bslash6.com/
Sean - August 10, 2010, 4:45 pm
Wow, I can be such a jerk sometimes, but not this time. Yerrrr welcome! What kinda name is Missy, anyways? No wonder she ran away and won't come back. Hope she hasn't done herself an injury outta sheer nominal dispair.
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 4:17 pm
That's totally my real phone number, too.
tryal - August 10, 2010, 3:49 pm
anyone called the # yet?
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 3:06 pm
Totally f'ing hilarious Airman. 5L
just me - August 10, 2010, 2:27 pm
WOW that is funny! I have been on both sides of that discussion with people before!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
ROR! That is amsome


HEAVY METAL - Homero´s know who is the best music Heavy Metal stay in ADN people!!!!!




Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


Big Brother -


TAGS: funny email big brother privacy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2013, 12:58 am
T1H2A3N4K5S6 crotchety...that's secret code for thanks. Dammit, back to the drawing board!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 6:00 pm
I got the message.... waitaminute... I see what you did there. 5 wire ***s.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 11:52 am
I'll say thanks, but can't guarantee you're the only one getting this message...teehee.
MrStupidGir - June 16, 2013, 10:44 am
hahahahahaha very good one


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm
N-I-C-E


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


JUST REVEALED - The identity of the U.S. Navy SEAL who shot Osama Bin Ladin's eye out




HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

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falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




JEWVERINE - Well, maybe the Palistinians will laugh themeselves to death.




DEFIANCE -


TAGS: moat levee mother nature dude
Rating: 4.93/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:07 pm
I don't always date mother nature, but when I do...I prefer dos Levees. Stay dry my friends.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:07 am
5l but the next time it rains, that thing is going to fill up like a bowl!
CaptainBaked - May 19, 2011, 9:08 am
And my hats off to you peso... 5
Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 9:03 am

wow!


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


LOVE - The only emotion that can conquer all obstacles.


TAGS: love
Rating: 4.96/5

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spacedog - August 29, 2010, 5:38 pm
HA! The pics remind me of my marriage. The second frame I'm like... uh-oh what day of the month is it? Third frame... whew! Nice one KFD.


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue


TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

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thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.


diplomacy -


TAGS: vicious dog will rogers humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 21, 2016, 6:44 am
I love Mr. rogers, UP yours


POINT OF VIEW -


TAGS: pov funny ho*** the helicopter
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - May 17, 2011, 4:46 pm
And the remaining 31% are just a bunch of d*** lazy a**ed quitters.
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:58 am
HAHA! Favourited..
Verdeckt - May 17, 2011, 6:31 am
Rule 34.. NO exceptions
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:56 am
Well I have heard of taking it in the caboose, but in the bus?


THE RECESSION - Affecting the people you'd least expect




AUDI DRIVERS -




FAITH -


TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.26/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm
xD
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.


DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.


TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am
Check out youparklikean*****le.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've ph**ographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm
hahahaha brilliant!!


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




Truth In Advertising -




CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


ALZHEIMERS TEST -


TAGS: give me a sign
Rating: 4.86/5

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STP - September 8, 2013, 1:58 am
Interestingly, without looking at the answers, I thought: 1. FUNK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PONDS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow, never expected that .3.
MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:36 pm
I actually only got 5 wrong. What can I say? I don't like condoms.
Airman - December 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
it is nice to see posters getting lots of votes again. Your changes worked Mr. M.
TheOne - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
I feel retarded and cencored mind now,5L!
suenero - December 21, 2010, 4:57 am
A absolute complete 5L's!
hootizz - December 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
funny 5L
RandomPixilator - December 20, 2010, 7:08 pm
If this geezer was thinkin' what I was thinkin' THAT would be wrong. Eeeeww. Top poster btw LMAO


STILL HEROES - Just because you want to forget a war... doesn't mean you should forget the warriors.


TAGS: vietnam vets heroes
Rating: 4.76/5

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Thunderstrike - October 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
My dad was there. He said he got out in the early part of it before "it got nasty". He still doesn't talk about it though but I'm proud of him for serving.
Airman - June 1, 2012, 1:25 pm
Vietnam vets graduated from high school between 62 and 72. We're getting pretty old man.
pickleviper - June 1, 2012, 4:08 am
Exactly, cynic. Thanks for your comment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:19 am
They’re usually those poor 5ouls on the streets, mentally disturbed from a war long forgotten, therefore cannot hold down a job, begging for change from a bunch of juveniles who can’t find Vietnam on a globe.


FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?


TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.46/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:45 pm
"I'm gonna be just like Mommy when I grow up... but I'm gonna start now."
RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.97/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:18 pm
Got love something that big that can move fast enough to tow a skier.
NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:17 pm
...We'll find that skier yet!
levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Coming About Captian!


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


I MISS YOU -


TAGS: love rifle scope funny military
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:54 pm
Some people you miss like a heartbeat: You really feel it at-first, but the pain subsides with time. Some you miss like a bullet... And lord-knows I can think of one that I do!
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


JOB INTERVIEW -




NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!


TAGS: vomit puke funny bukiboo guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by bukiboo

CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
And i thought only Canadians could take a nasty fall without spilling their beer
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
But this is a d*** admirable feat.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
HA! Not a chance in hell I'd fall asleep with a full glass! I drank a hell of a lot there... 12-20 Guinness per night. (not covered in the per-diem... but, if you've seen Reno chicks, you'd have to drink, too.
ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aggy, pic from your vacation???
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 3:54 pm
Unfortunately, the story ends with the ninja getting backed over by the guy in the minivan. Hey, can I still have the Guinness?


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


DRINKING BUDDIES - Even evil likes to go grab some cold ones.


TAGS: darth vader boba fett beer
Rating: 4.05/5

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440wakeup - June 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
Back in 80's I had an empire strikes back poster that had all the characters on it. I'd trace boba fett every day after school


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the b*** pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm
lol


PONDER THIS - I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


TAGS: motivational
Rating: 4.81/5

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CatEyes - May 6, 2011, 12:37 am
nice point.
EntiTy - May 6, 2011, 12:09 am
if the key to failure is trying to please everyone shouldnt the key to success be to please only urself for wat is success but the perspecctive of ones self worth


UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!


SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH - But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North


TAGS: savannah
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 15, 2010, 5:58 am
Very nice - could be an advert!


SUPER JEW - Faster than a spinning dradel, More powerful than a Hanukkah song It's SUPER JEW !!!!!!!




BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.69/5

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bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


YOU'RE SO STUPID - There's no bus short enough for you.


TAGS: insult snap bus vehicle
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2011, 6:38 pm
Sorry, but there is a fine line between stupid and retarded: the retarded can't help themselves, while the stupid refuse to learn.


MOTIVATION - Sometimes all you need are a few words of encouragement.


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 3.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 1:31 am
I agree. Children today are coddled way too much. 5L
fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 4:23 pm
Ooh-rah


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


SAVE THE VEGETABLES -




HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.77/5

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KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm
Great 5L


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.62/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:16 pm
...And women seem to have the strength to bring that against them... yet, all to-often, sadly seem to lack the strength to prevent themselves from doing. ***ist? Yes... But how is it fair to keep my mouth shut, but for you to not do so?
soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have ***/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: navy seals
Rating: 4.53/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:00 am
TO FINISH BART'S QUOTE: "laden with bullets" (that's a heavy "A", ladies and gents). Oh, and hey Bart.
Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011, 6:06 pm
Osama! "Osama who?" Osama Bin...*BANG*BANG*BANG*


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


VERY WELL -


TAGS: an owls revenge is sweet
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:45 am
Thank You FP, Airdude, Y11. You show amazingly good taste. ; )
Yoso11 - April 8, 2011, 5:37 pm
LMFAO. That Owl knows all about revenge.
Airman - April 8, 2011, 11:39 am
I'll second that LOL
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2011, 10:12 am
Am5ome Ice!


SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.


TAGS: jesus saves dungeons dragons adnd
Rating: 2.53/5

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Haarakkon - October 10, 2009, 8:00 pm
Ha! Clever.


SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul




5 People Of Different Races -


TAGS: racial relations diversity color people
Rating: 4.68/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:19 pm
True... But a definite sign of a more sophisticated culture is NOT celebrating criminal actions.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:42 am
Race is not an indication of class.
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:55 am
Having friends from all different walks of life, that's normal, right? Good one GB! 5L!
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:38 am
It happens every day, but the news media won't report what doesn't fit their model!


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


VIOLENCE - If it's not solving your problems you're just not using enough.


TAGS: violence
Rating: 4.61/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:15 pm
How so, Ag? BTW, 5L's for this ^.^
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:32 am
ALthough not 100% true, I'm 5Ling the sales pitch.


The Holidays Are Coming ! -




SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


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